esexist:

why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up

(Source: 100om, via a-tebe-nema)

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unfollovv:

i’ve never taken a cold shower bc when cold meets hot there’s a reaction

(via gullibility)

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Actual conversation at a party last night
  • Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
  • Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
  • Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you
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